Wednesday, October 19, 2016

50 Thoughts I Have While Doing Homework

I'm going to go out on a limb here and make a big assumption - nobody likes doing homework. Some of us don't mind as much as others, but no one gets excited about homework. Or at least no one I know. Most of the time I would rather do anything, including cleaning my whole apartment, but the homework I have. I thought I would share some of the thoughts that crossed my mind as I worked on a big writing assignment for class.

50 Thoughts Everyone Has While Doing Homework

  1. THIS IS DUE IN 3 DAYS!?!? 
  2. Okay, time to get to work.
  3. Well, before I start I need to get a glass of water.
  4. I'll just put these dishes into the dishwasher. 
  5. Okay, now I'm really going to start on it.
  6. I can totally watch TV while I do homework!
  7. I'm just going to check Twitter real fast.
  8. Okay, what do I need to do for this assignment?
  9. THIRTY ONE QUESTIONS! Who even makes an assignment like this?
  10. I just need to answer one question at a time.
  11. *answers one question* I'm hungry. I'll go see what's in the kitchen.
  12. Ooo - this looks yummy!
  13. I'll just make a little plate. *loads up on sweets*
  14. I totally deserve this for working on my homework.
  15. Oh my god! This is taking forever!
  16. You know, all these thoughts would make a great blog post! *opens blogger and starts typing away on blog post instead of homework*
  17. This is such a fun post to write! I'm really excited about this one.
  18. ...Oh yeah, homework.
  19. I need to get this done. *stares blankly at the screen for 5 minutes*
  20. What does this question even mean?
  21. I'll just google what this term means.
  22. This is such a long assignment.
  23. Why did I choose this major? 
  24. *answers several questions* Am I done yet?
  25. Nope, 26 more questions to go.
  26. Ugh! 
  27. I just want to be done!
  28. I just killed that answer. Slay!
  29. I better get a great grade on this.
  30. Okay, what does this term mean?
  31. I got a lot done. I'll take a break for dinner.
  32. It's been 2 hours, I should probably get back to it.
  33. Oh my god! I'm not even done with the first section!
  34. Am I writing enough for each answer?
  35. Do I need to include more details?
  36. Well, there's a character limit, so I can't include any more details.
  37. I hope this is enough.
  38. I'll be crushed if I don't get a good grade on this.
  39. This isn't so bad.
  40. Oh my god. This is so bad.
  41. I think I can actually feel this sucking my soul away.
  42. I've written a lot. I bet I'm almost done.
  43. How are there still 10 questions left?!
  44. I've been working on this fooooorrrreeeeeveeeerrrr.
  45. I'm never going to get this done on time.
  46. *Pictures banging head on table repeatedly*
  47. I don't care anymore. At this point I'm just putting down answers.
  48. Haven't this question already been asked?
  49. I swear I've answered this question 5 times already.
  50. It's finished! Mwah! *kisses computer screen*

Hopefully this was relatable to you if you are taking classes! What thoughts do you have when working on homework? Share them with me in the comments!